101 Tongue in cheek jokes
1. What do you call sad food?
A tongue depressor
2. What is a tongue's favorite candy?
3. In which country does a tongue live?
4. What type of Tongue grows on rocks?
5. What is a favorite punk rock band of a tongue?
6. Wha was a tongues favorite president?
7. What is the bane of all who are tongue tied?
A tongue lashing
8. Which island nation is inside your mouth?
9. Which tongue host Jeopardy?
10. What is the smelliest tongue seasoning?
11. WHat do you call a phone call for your mouth?
A tongue ring
12. What are some lyrics to a Johhny Cash song dealing with tongues?
"Hauling 16 tongues every day and what do you get..."
13. Two mouth organs were in a race, who won?
No one they tongue tied
14. Who is a famous tongue actor?
15. What do you call a primate overt display of affection?
A monkey french
16. What metal is found in your mouth?
17. Which young Egyptian mouth's tomb was found in 1923 by a Mr. Carter?
18. Where does the first president of this countries mouth live?
19. Which kitchen utensil is used to grab hot mouth parts?
A pair of tongues
20. What do you call a tornado in someone's mouth?
A tongue twister
21. If you wear neck adornments on your tongue what are you?
22. What is a popular drink appropriate for the joke book?
Gin and Tongues
23. What is a toy truck found in someone's mouth?
A tongue-a truck
24. Who is a famous tongue singer?
25. What do you call a sci-fi mouth fan?
A star Trechea
26. What do you call a swallow in the Carribean?
The Gulp of mexico
27. Name another mouth actor?
28./29. Which two cities have more tongues than any othes?
Kingstongue and Manhattongue
30. Who is a famous Jazz tonguer?
31. What do you call dried bread you put in your mouth?
32. What does a tongue paint?
33. What does a mouth use to paint?
34. What do you call the roof of a holy knight's mouth?
A palatte-in (paladin)
35. What dos a palatte sleep under?
The roof of your mouth
36. Which Star Wars character has a foul mouth?
37. How do you lift really heavy mouths with a fork lift?
By using palattes
38. What do you call a kinesthetic excerise of the mouth?
39. How do you catch a tongue?
With a mouth-trap
40 If Mickey has to rescue Minnie, what is that called?
Mouse to mouse rescuscitation.
41. What type of insurance do most dentists have?
42. How do you tell how much teeth weigh?
By their Molar mass
43. What do you call a fruity dentist?
The tooth fairy (sorry)
44. What is a another name for an elderly assistant?
An in-dentured servant
45. What is the favorite party game of dentists?
Tooth or Consequences
46. What do you feed a baby dentist?
A dental formula
47. What is the favorire game of a dentist?
48. Why did the patient have the top of his mouth removed?
He had too much on his palatte.
49.What is the best part of being an orthodontist?
You always have a roof over your head.
50. What is the worst part of being a dentist?
You are always looking down in the mouth
51. Why can't an anethesiologist canount to three?
Because there is NO2
52. What is a denstist's favorite spice?
53. Whay is a retired dentist serrated?
Because he saw tooth
54. What does a dentist say when he/she makes a joke?
Just teething (teasing)
55.Why are dentists like royalty?
Because of all the crowns they deal with
56. What do you call a man-made water way connecting two teeth?
A root canal
57. What do you call a dental garden?
A ROOT canal
58. How did the dentist deal witht he insult?
He brushed it off.
59. If a densitst did'nt win what did he do?
60. How does a dentist hold his teeth together?
61. Why didn't the dentist join the track team?
His mother told him never to run with incisors
62. How is lead different that a tooth doctor?
One is a dentist the other is the densist
63. Which tooth is the most popular on Valentines Day?
64. What type of shoes does a dentist wear around the house?
65. What is the most common type of tooth among bakers?
66. What is the most popular type of tooth in Beverly Hills?
67. What typ of tooth/jaw attachement did Noah have?
68. Why do so few people study teeth?
Because it is a dont-ing task.
69. What is another favorite game among dentists?
Hide and go thecodont?
70. What is a game budding yound orthodontistsplayed?
Connect the donts
71. If something si not sinulodont, what is it?
72. What do you call advice from a dentist?
The dos and donts
73. Alternative definition: Dontopedology
They science of opening your mouth and sticking your foot in it
74. What is the motto of a lazy orthodontist?
75. AD: Gingivitis
76. Who is a dentist's favorite sleuth?
77. After graduating from dental school what do you get?
A plaque to hang on your wall
78. AD: Dentureless
79. AD: Behind bars
80. What does a toothbrush do when it sees someone it doesn't like?
81. What guards a dental castle keeping away evil spirits?
A gargle (gargoyle)
82. What nationality are most teeth cleaners?
83. Who is the favorite pirate of a tooth cleaner?
84. How does a tooth cleaner make a living?
They just barely scrape by
85. AD: Oil driller
What a dentist would be if he/she were not in the dental field
86. After learning his one multiplication tables what did the young dentist move to?
87. Who is the main character in the HitchHiker's guide to dentistry?
88. Why is a tooth aligner always perpendicular?
Because he is orthogonal
89. Why was the orthodontics patient so mad at his doctor?
He felt he was maligned
90. What isa a dentists favorite quote from a midsummer night dream?
"Mine ears are much enameld to thy voice."
91. Why is dentistry such a hard subject?
Because of the enamle
92. How is a sledge hammer like a dentist?
They both like dentin things
93. Why did the tooth have to be removed?
To get at the root of the problem.
94. Why was the mob of dentist arrested?
For incising a riot
95. What does a dentist call a race of creatures on Star trek?
96. What do you call a dog that has hade is two sharpest teeth removed?
The Canine Eunich
97. Where do dentist launch the space shuttle from?
98. What do you call the tooth used for tearing in pinnipeds?
99.If dentists were involved in the stock market what might they be called?
100. What is a favorite dessert among dentists?
101. Who lost at the dental battle of little bighorn?
bonus joke: What is a dentist's favorite time?