You know you're a geek when...

1. You have read

a.) The dictionary

b.) Multiple dictionaries

c.) The phone book

d.)Multiple Phone books

e.) An Encyclopedia

f.) The whole set of Encyclopedias

g.) Multiple sets of Encyclopedias

h.) An entire library

i.) Multiple libraries

j.) All of the above :)

You might be a geek if you have ever...

a.) Earned an A

b.) Earned an A in an Honors/AP class

c.) Never earned less than an A even with nothing but honors and AP classes

d.) Earned an A an still did extra credit

e.) Earned straight As while taking nothing but Honors/AP credits AND did EXTRA CREDIT in Classes you DON'T EVEN HAVE :)

You might be a geek if you have ever...

a.) publically been called a geek

b.) publically been called a geek by a teacher

c.) Publically been called a geek by a college professor who has a phD in mathematics and spent his entire life solving calculus problems for fun : )

...If you have ever taken a geek test and reported your results to 4 significant figures.

a.) If you have ever programmed anything

b.) If you have ever shown off your latest program

You might be a geek if...

a.) You ask so many questions every teacher knows you by name

b.) You no longer get called on because the teachers all know you know the answer

c.) You have pointed out the teachers mistake

d.) The teacher sends students to you for help

e.) The teacher turns to YOU for help

f.) If the teacher is not there you are the one in charge of teaching the class

g.) If the teacher IS there and you are the one in charge of teaching the class : )

You might be a geek if...

a.) You own more than one math book

b.) You own more than one math SHIRT

You might be a geek if...

a.) You own a calculator with more memory than the space shuttle

b.)You KNOW you own a calculator with more memory than the space shuttle and you can tell just how much more.

c.) You have used every function on said calculator

d.) You take your calculator with you

e.) You have a holster for your calculator

f.) You have a LEATHER holster for your calculator

g.) Your calculator has a name

h.) Your calculator has replaced your teddy bear

I.) or You no longer use a calculator because you know more math than it does

J.) You are happy that you are only taking THREE math classes next semester.

K.) You might be a geek if the math classes you are in have long since stopped using numbers

If your homework has ever taken up more than one board you might be a geek.

You might be a geek if

a.) You have actually read a math book

b.) You have actually READ a math book

c.) You have done every problem in the math book

d.) You have ever developed you own problems to solve "just for fun."

e.) You are confident enough that you know you have found errors in a math book

You might be a geek if...

a.) You own your own set of dice (they're not dice they're probabilistic regular polyhedra representing the Platonic solids)

b.) You know what D&D stands for

c.) You have played D&D

d.) You have played D&D in COSTUME and weren't alone while doing it

e.) You WERE alone while playing D&D in Costume.

f.) You have ever DMed

g.) You even know what DMing IS

h.) Your DM is a physics major who has actually developed the physics and mathematical models for said magical universe.

I.) You are said DM

You might be a geek if..

a.)If you actually know what a geek, freak, and nerd actually are and resent being called 2 out of three of them because you want nothing to do with chicken heads OR vertical streaks of color.

b.) You actually laughed at and understood a.)

If you have...

a.) laughed at any of these

b.) Done any of these

c.) Done ALL of these

d.) Posted these on your blog

Then congratulations, You might be a geek!

## 3 comments:

You have composed an epic ballad about one of your D&D charcters.

You still live with your mother.

An you can come up with 65 or more criteria that you are geek.

You spend several hours posting how large a geek your are

Might? You

mightbe a geek? Is there doubt left?You might be a geek if you can truthfully say you have cannibalised the batteries from your laser pointer to power your shirt.

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