101. Sci Fi Puns
1. Which Danish Musical humorist is really a Star Trek Villain?
2. Where do trekies run laps?
At a Star Track
3. Which cuboidal puzzle directed a famous sci-movie?
4. What is a famous Sci-Fi flick involving a mathematical computing program?
5. Among the Trematodes who is the most famous Sci-fi character?
6. How long until the next Star Wars movie comes out?
I don't know. I guess you'll just have to Sith and wait
7. What do trekies put in their car?
8. What was the title of this years Vulcan convention?
9. What do trekies put on their car tires?
10. What do you get if you mix Star Wars and a country singer?
11. What key do Trekies sing in?
12. What do Star wars fan drink to wake up in the morning?
A cup of Jabba
13. I bet when the cameras weren't rolling Luke got Leiad.
14.Why did the Wooki die of mouth cancer?
15. What do you get if you cross a famous 1940s supersluth mystery
novel with Star Wars?
The Case of the Millennial Maltese Falcon
16. Why do capitalists, Trekies, and Christians get along so well with
They all believe in free Enterprise
17. Which treckies founded Rome?
The Romulans and Reemans
18. What do sci- fi geeks do on Halloween?
They go Treky Treating
19.Lightsabers, aren't hose the candies that freshen your breath?
20. In the race where did Han Solo finish?
in Blast place
21.X wings, Y wings, dX/dy wings
22. What does an Endor Bear cook in?
23. What book about Ewoks did Orson Scott Card write?
Endor's Game and Endor's Shadow
24.Which Ewok can be found on a Cricket Pitch?
25. Which Ewok is really a sorcoress?
The Wicket Witch
26. What space station can you get from unhappy parents?
The Death Stare
27. Pikard, any card.
28. What was a sci fi series about a deer trapped in the 25th century?
29. Which Sci Fi hero had his own neighbor hood?
Mr. Buck Rodger's Neighborhood
30. What do you call two apple music devices racing each other?
31. What would an insane sci-fi geek like nothing more?
To be locked in a Padmed room
32. Did you know Obi Wan had a gambling problem?
That's why they called him Keno-bi
33. If Star wars were made today would Kenobi be Obese Wan??
34. If Star Treck were run by the Flintstones?
Would it be the Fred-eration
35.What is a treky if he/she is being a smart Alec?
A pain in the Cardassian
36. What keeps the crew of deep Space Nine warm?
A Fur-angi coat
37. If I were a sci-fi movie what would the title be?
Space Oddity 2001
38. Why did Dave go to Jupiter?
For the HAL of it
39. What is Dave's favorite fish?
40.Which evil computer company is Dick Cheny in charge of?
41.What is a winemakers favorite movie?
the Re3make of Planet of the Grapes
42. Which governor of California/ actor is famous for his sci-fi spoof?
43. What is a scifi geeks favorite food? Fortune cookies and Yogurt.
44. What is the theme song of Lone Star?
We be Jammin
45. What is the most dangerous Star Trek weapon?
46. Which Russian state is a really acollection of Trekies?
47. What does a Next Generation Treky say when playing hide and go seek?
Rikker or not here I come
48. Isn't he a Q't?
49. The star Trek engine room is just Warped.
50. Do you think the crew of Next Generation ever went on Datas??
51. Where do Star wars fans go to get body art?
A Tatooine parlor
52. Hey I have Chewbacca's Wookie card.
53. R2-D2, C3PO BINGO!!
54. The Force is equal to The Mass times The Acceleration
55. What type of movies does a forlorn geek watch?
56. What is the motto of a Science Fiction Geek?
57. What slows geeks down?
58. Which Sci-Fi Super hero of the 1980s had to fight the evil medusa Ming?
59. How does a foootball hero turned space crusader save his data?
On a Flash Gordon Drive
60.What is a Sci Fi show that is inappropriate fro kids?
61. Which group of trucks included the thing, the torck, the
invisible truck, the streatchy truck?
The Fantastic Ford
62. Earth developed a carbunkle. They are calling it the wart of the worlds.
63. Have you heard of the new Sci fi about a man between a lady and
her girl friends?
They are calling it the invisible man
64. The man who would not mix with anything was known as the imiscible man.
65. Have you heard how the War of the Worlds ends?
I guess alls Wells that ends Wells
66. Where does Orson keep his money?
In Wells Fargo
67. Who was a famous Sci Fi musician?
Stephen Jay Goa'uld
68. Why did the cast of Stargate go to California in the 1840s?
To FInd Goa'uld
69. What do you call sick being from another planet?
70. What do you call space invaders that drink?
71. Whcih Sci fi show do ladies like?
Clothes encounters of the Third Kind
72. Have You heard about the Mathematician M. Knight Shamalan's work?
One of his most famous pieces is called Sines
73. What is a cow's favorite scie fi show?
The Udder limits
74. If the X files caught on fire, what would they be?
Agents Smolder a Scully
75. Is the cast of the X files good at Scullying a ship?
76. Alternative definitions: Men in Black
Rabbis and Preachers
77. Where does a science movie geek keep his money>?
In Bank to the Future
78.Where does a science movie geek park his boat?
At the Doc Brown
79. Which alien destroying Earth movie do race car drivers like?
80. When asked to find the ara what didit the sci fi geek answer?
81. What greek letters do nerds like the most?
82. Science Fiction is a full CONTACT sport.
83. Which sci fi character will you find in a bakery?
84. Which movie about Bug Cyborgs made Swartzenegger famous?
85. What is a Jules Verne book about a lot of baseball teams under the ocean?
Twenty Thousand Leagues under the sea
86. What are these joes getting to be?
A real pain in the Asimov
87. On the web you might find the classic, the Blog that ate New York
88. It came from beneth the N'Sync.
89. If a sci fi geek goes crazy has he become a Dunatic
90.What is a Sci Fi geek's favorite political chartoon?
91. What does a scie Fi geek call the apolocalyps?
92. What is the favorite infant sci fi of all time?
93. What do toddlers don on Local Networks?
Watch Baby-LAN 5
94. Which mouth wash does the last survivng Huamn aboard Red Dwarf use?
95. Wha tis another popular sci fi among ladies?
The Foundation Trilogy
96. Have you ever met anyone who has no hanidcaps??
97. What does a Sci Fi geek call the period 40 days before Easter?
98. Neither a borrower nor a Soy Lenter Be.
99. What movie is an old time scie fi author's plea to keep our rain forests?
100. What is the favored weapon of Mr. Bradbury.
A Ray gun
101. I should be Ewoked up side the head for these puns