I am A Knock-ternal Creature

101 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

So the inspiration for this batch of awful came from that old scout
camp song stay on the sunny side of life.  This song involves quite a
few knock knock jokes and the camp was getting bored with the same old
repetoir so I decided i would come up with 101 new ones for them.
Most of these are terrible a few are worse and some are funny though
all are clean.

1. Knock knock
Who's there?
Atilla
Atilla Who?
Atilla Later

2. Knock knock
Who's there?
Harvey
Harvey Who?
Harvey up and oven the door I gotta go

3. Knock knock
Who's there?
Jazz
Jazz who
Jazz open the door

4. Knock knock
Who's there?
Irene
Irene who?
Irene waiting all day for you to oven the door

5. ...
Warren
Warren who?
Warren you like to know

6...
Nora
Nora who?
Nora Idea

7....
Edgar
Edgar who
Edgar you open up or else

8. ...
Nichole
Nichole who?
I'll give ya a shiny new Nichole if ya open up

9. ...
Ima
Ima who?
Ima comin in so ya'd better open up

10. ...
Morris
...
And Morris on the way

11. ..
Bird
Bird who?
Get some new material, I've bird all these before

12. ...
Ma
...
Ma name is forest

13. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anger
Anger who?
No its pronounced Kangeroo

14. Knock knock
Who's there?
Pa
Pa who?
Patato that's who

15. ...
Boo
Boo Who
Aw don't cry about it

16. ...
Who
Who Who
he's an owl

17. ...
Whoo
Whoo Who
Over zealous sports fan

18. ...
Em
Em Who
Cow lover

19. ...
Cann
Cann who
Yes I can canoe?

20. ..
Hitch
Hitch who
Gesundite

21. ...
Ach
Ach who
Knock knock
Who's there
Bless
Bless Who

22. Knock knock
Who's there?
Thank
Thank who
You're welcom

23. ...
Inca
...
Incagnito that's who

24. ...
Ivy
Ivy who
Ivy wainting here all day for you to open the door

25. Knock knock
Who's there?
Worm
Worm who?
Its cold and I want to be worm

26. ...
Tooth hurty
Tooth hurty who
Naw its only three seventeen not two thirty two

27. ..
tooth
...
But I swear I'm telling the tooth

28. ...
Gwain
...
But ain't you gwain to let me in?

29. ...
Elza
Elza who?
Edgar you let me in or Elza

30. Knock knock
Who's there?
Hat's
Hat's who?
Hat's all folks

31. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alf
Alf who?
Alf fooled you hats not all

32. ...
ya
ya who
YaHOOOO!

33. ...
Wally
Wally Who
Wally atchee Dooly Doo

34. ...
Walt
Walt who
Walt ya be my neighbor

35. ...
Wilt
Wilt who
Wilt ya please let me in?

36. ...
Bella
Bella who?
For whom the Bella tolls, its tolls for thee

37. ...
Gabon
Gabon who?
Gabon Let me in!

38. ...
Zed
Zed who?
Just zed me in.

39. ...
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panths I'm goin thwimin

40. ...
Thor
...
Pleathe won't thomone open the thor?

41....
Natalya
Natalya who?
Ya'd better open the door cause I'll Natalya

42. ...
I. Samba
I. Samba who
I.Samba goin ta open tha door or what?

43. ...
George
?
Doot doot doot GEORGE ! (charge)

44. ...
Aspen
Aspen who?
Let me Aspen it to you one more time

45. ...
Solome
Solome who?
I knocked, solome in

46. ...
Alice
Alice who?
Alistened to you, know you listen to me.

47. ...
Horace
Horace Who?
My voice is getting a little Horace

48. ...
Billy
Billy Who?
Billy Ford Tough

49. ...
Robby
Robby who?
Give me all your money its a Robby

50. Tick
Tick who?
Tick em up, its a tongue tied wobber

51. Wallace
Wallace who?
I told ya its a Robby give me all ya wallace

52. Carolyn
Carolyn who?
For Christmas we can go a carolyn

53. Willy
Willy who?
Willy please open the door, I asked nicely.

54. Egbert
Egbert who?
I cooked breakfast, but my egbert

55. Lenny
...
I lenny him money, but he never returned it

56. Knock knock
Who's there?
Zeus
Zeus who?
Ma blue  zwade zeus

57. Hera
...
I need a comb for my Hera


58. Demeter
De electrician came to read demeter

59. Perseus
I tried to return something, but  needed proof of perseus

60. Trellis
You WILL trellis your name and where they are hiding!

61. Jose
Jose can you see

62. Yanni
I worked all night I have every right to be yanni

63. Matt
I am so Matt at you, you didn't open the door

64. Knock knock
Who's there
Doris
Doris who?
I knocked because the doris closed

65. Zack
Ya wanna play hacky zack?

66. Camp
Camp who?
Camp with any new knock knock jokes yet?

67. Neredeth
Man, last week I had a neredeth experience

68. Colton
Colton who
Eli Whitney, that's who, he invented the colton gin

69. Bobby
Bobby who
Ya wanna fo Bobby for apples?

70. Bess
Its bess if you open the door

71. Santa
I couldn't get to sleep without the help of the santa man

72. hair spray
Hair spray who?
hair spray, gone tomorrow

73. Paul
Paul who?
I Paul down, go Boom!

74. Adam Ant
Adam Ant who?
I am adam ant that you open this door right now!

75. Flora
If ya ain't got no beds I'll sleep on the flora

76. haiti
Be friends and Stop the Haiti

77. Donna
Donna who?
Can somethin be donna bout these jokes?

78. Jaques
Jaques who?
Jaques in the boques

79.Box Brando
Box Brando who?
Box Brando-berg concerto its a really good song

80.Knock Knock
Who's there
...
...
...
...
Door bell ditcher


81. Brian
I gotta go, for breakfast I had a brian muffan

82. Knock Knock
Who's there
Mario
Mario who?
Go Go Mario, Mario and Luigi. Fight for Right ! Fix the pipe!  set the
Princess Free!...

83. Phil
Phil Who?
I phil your pain

84. Wilde
Wilde who?
Wilde you were sleeping I found another way in

85. Martha
Martha who?
On your martha, get setha goa

86. Marris
Marris who?
Marris is what bwrings us hwere twogethwer twoday

87. Knock knock
Who's there?
Sally
Sally who?
These knock knock jokes are given me a headache, I need some sallycyclic acid

88. Erin
Erin who?
Can you do me a favor and run me an erin

89. Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke Mark Mattew John
Luke Mark My words I will Mattew John the darkside

90. Erep
Erep who?
'Ere Potter

91. Blonde
???
Wear camouflage Blonde in

92. Blonde
Blonde who?
James Blonde

93. Knock knock
Who's there?
Blonde
blonde who?
Go home where you blonde

94. air
air who?
is air anybody home?

95. Darleen Dunce
Darleen dunce who?
Darleen Dunce with me

96. Knock knock
Who's there?
Mash
Mash who?
Mash hysteria, that's who

97. Tally
Tally who
Tally Whoo!

98. Knock knock
Who's there?
Oprah
Oprah who?
Oprah up its the police

99. Nose
Nose who?
Olny the Shadow Nose

100. Wells
Wells who?
Alls wells that ends wells

101. Lola
My jokes have reached a new LOLa