101 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
So the inspiration for this batch of awful came from that old scout
camp song stay on the sunny side of life. This song involves quite a
few knock knock jokes and the camp was getting bored with the same old
repetoir so I decided i would come up with 101 new ones for them.
Most of these are terrible a few are worse and some are funny though
all are clean.
1. Knock knock
2. Knock knock
Harvey up and oven the door I gotta go
3. Knock knock
Jazz open the door
4. Knock knock
Irene waiting all day for you to oven the door
Warren you like to know
Edgar you open up or else
I'll give ya a shiny new Nichole if ya open up
Ima comin in so ya'd better open up
And Morris on the way
Get some new material, I've bird all these before
Ma name is forest
13. Knock Knock
No its pronounced Kangeroo
14. Knock knock
Patato that's who
Aw don't cry about it
he's an owl
Over zealous sports fan
Yes I can canoe?
22. Knock knock
Incagnito that's who
Ivy wainting here all day for you to open the door
25. Knock knock
Its cold and I want to be worm
Tooth hurty who
Naw its only three seventeen not two thirty two
But I swear I'm telling the tooth
But ain't you gwain to let me in?
Edgar you let me in or Elza
30. Knock knock
Hat's all folks
31. Knock Knock
Alf fooled you hats not all
Wally atchee Dooly Doo
Walt ya be my neighbor
Wilt ya please let me in?
For whom the Bella tolls, its tolls for thee
Gabon Let me in!
Just zed me in.
Panther no panths I'm goin thwimin
Pleathe won't thomone open the thor?
Ya'd better open the door cause I'll Natalya
I. Samba who
I.Samba goin ta open tha door or what?
Doot doot doot GEORGE ! (charge)
Let me Aspen it to you one more time
I knocked, solome in
Alistened to you, know you listen to me.
My voice is getting a little Horace
Billy Ford Tough
Give me all your money its a Robby
Tick em up, its a tongue tied wobber
I told ya its a Robby give me all ya wallace
For Christmas we can go a carolyn
Willy please open the door, I asked nicely.
I cooked breakfast, but my egbert
I lenny him money, but he never returned it
56. Knock knock
Ma blue zwade zeus
I need a comb for my Hera
De electrician came to read demeter
I tried to return something, but needed proof of perseus
You WILL trellis your name and where they are hiding!
Jose can you see
I worked all night I have every right to be yanni
I am so Matt at you, you didn't open the door
64. Knock knock
I knocked because the doris closed
Ya wanna play hacky zack?
Camp with any new knock knock jokes yet?
Man, last week I had a neredeth experience
Eli Whitney, that's who, he invented the colton gin
Ya wanna fo Bobby for apples?
Its bess if you open the door
I couldn't get to sleep without the help of the santa man
72. hair spray
Hair spray who?
hair spray, gone tomorrow
I Paul down, go Boom!
74. Adam Ant
Adam Ant who?
I am adam ant that you open this door right now!
If ya ain't got no beds I'll sleep on the flora
Be friends and Stop the Haiti
Can somethin be donna bout these jokes?
Jaques in the boques
Box Brando who?
Box Brando-berg concerto its a really good song
Door bell ditcher
I gotta go, for breakfast I had a brian muffan
82. Knock Knock
Go Go Mario, Mario and Luigi. Fight for Right ! Fix the pipe! set the
I phil your pain
Wilde you were sleeping I found another way in
On your martha, get setha goa
Marris is what bwrings us hwere twogethwer twoday
87. Knock knock
These knock knock jokes are given me a headache, I need some sallycyclic acid
Can you do me a favor and run me an erin
89. Knock knock
Luke Mark Mattew John
Luke Mark My words I will Mattew John the darkside
Wear camouflage Blonde in
93. Knock knock
Go home where you blonde
is air anybody home?
95. Darleen Dunce
Darleen dunce who?
Darleen Dunce with me
96. Knock knock
Mash hysteria, that's who
98. Knock knock
Oprah up its the police
Olny the Shadow Nose
Alls wells that ends wells
My jokes have reached a new LOLa