101 Anatomy Jokes
1. why did the person fail the cadaver lab?
She just couldn't cut it
2. Why isanatomy so hard?
Because the professor is really sternum
3. Who is this book written for?
4. Why are tails so mean?
they just need to be caudaled
5.Why is the spinal column so audacious?
Because he's got nerve
6. Why is the eye like the moon?
They're both in orbit
7.Which part of the human anatomy is president of the galaxy?
8.Which part of your anatomy was a the king of rock and roll?
9.I never metatausal I didn't like
10.What are the epic poems about the pelvic region
The Illiac and the oddysey
11.If you cut someone's lower back are you then a lumbar jack?
12. What are these jokes not?
They are not humerus
13.What squaking gland of the digestive tract does long john silver
have on his shoulder?
The parot-id gland
14. In What do you entomb a mummy's throat?
15.What do you find on tacky tourist anatomy t shirts?
Spleen there got the Tshirt
16.Why must you never loose you fatty fold near you intestines?
Because of the law of conservation of omentum
17. What punctuation mark can be found in the body?
18.What did the anatomist do to his cars?
19.What part of the digestive tract was named after a famous
psychologist of the 1800s?
20 Did you know there is an old James Bond movie named after a part of the body?
Liver let die
21.If you see a organ flying overhead what is it?
A gull bladder
22. How do you climb a body?
With a step bladder
23.Who did the colon-ol marry?
His beloved Gal-bladder
24 Name a lymphoid movie star?
25.How do muscles go up and down?
26. Where do skeletal muscles dispose of their solid wastes?
27.What is the main act in an anatomical circus?
The man on the flying trapezius
28.What do you call someone mining minerals on someones chest?
29.name an old black and white holywood horror film named after a
muscle near the arm?
Nos-serratus (nosferatus was a vampire movie)
30.Which muscle will freshen your breathe?
31. What muscle can be found in mississippi/
The mississippi river deltoid
32. What do you call an enemy's police force?
The oponens Pollicis
33.The oponens Pollicis?
Is the anatomy from Poland?
34.How do you hold muscles together?
With super gluteus
35.What muscle will solve profound mathematical equations?
A Riemann Tensor
36.If an anatomist is kidnapped by aliens what does he/she say?
I was adductored by aliens
37. Why is anatomy so hard?
Because its subject matter is so vastus
38.What muscle was a leader of Argentina in the 1940s?
39.How do you confort a grieving muscle?
give them soleus(solace)
40.What do you call something made up by a muscle?
41.What do anatomists store fluids in?
A jugular trunk
42.Michael Crighton wrote a book about dinosaurs in an anatomy lab,
what was it called?
43.Name a movie about anatomy starring Whoopi Goldberg?
44.What is a lymphatic exclaimation of intelligence?
45.What gland is responsible for hocking luggies?
46.Parsley, sage, rosemary , and thymus
47.Why was the endocrine student so upset?
He failed a teste
48.How did the doctor diagnose the comatose patient?
It was a no brainer
49.What is the favorite music structure of an anatomist?
Anything with Spinal chords
50.What is the unholy nerve?
The one that is sacral-igious to speak of
51.What nerve is the favorite nerve among the forelorn?
52.Which arteries have gender?
The male and femoral arteries
53.Why was the boy nerve attracted to the girl nerve?
Because of her cutaneous
54. Why was the nerve always upset?
Its just surally (surly)
55. Why can you never undestand neural art?
Its just sural (surreal)
56. What was the knight of the nerves known as?
57.What nerve sell peanuts?
58.Where will you find a vegetable in your body?
In your carrot id artery
59.Where will you find a chirping insect inside your body?
In the cricoid artery
60. Was was anatomy called in world war II?
The battle of the axilla and allies
61. What many armed monster attacked tokyo?
62. Axilla questions you want I'll answer em
63. What do you call a back up arm?
64. Name another anatomical herb/
65. What animal if you look it directly in the eye will turn you to stone?
A Basilic (basilisk)
66. Which artery is a famous golfer?
67.Where can you go spelunking in a human?
In the vena cava (spelunking is also known as caving)
68.What flower is popular with anatomists?
69. How do anatomers measure circles?
70. What do computer programers have in common with anatomists?
The both process
71. What call in basketball is the favorite of an anatomist?
72. Why does it hurt to touch your back bone?
It is a spine
73. What do musical anatomists play?
74.What is a punk rock bad liked by anatomists?
75. What do you call weak vessels?
76. Does an anatomist walk with a lymph??
77. Does an anatomical tourist see all the cyts??
78. What game do anatomists paly?
Hyoid and go seek
79. Where can an anatomist go to get some Chinese food?
The Asiatic nerve
80. What creature stalks the night terrorising young anatomists with its calls?
The Spine-owl chord
81. How do you put a hole in a nerve?
With a spin-awl chord
82. Why couldn't the anatomist shoot the egg?
He ran out of amnion
83. How do anatomists light up the night?
With am-neon lights
84. Why are there arms and legs in the brain?
It is part of the LIMBic system
85. Why is there a sheep in your hippocampus?
It is part of the LAMBic system
86. Why are these jokes so awful?
They are about the limb-ICK system
87. How does an anatomist write?
With a limBIC
88.What is a Russian anatomical jet?
89. Who is the anatomical queen of Naboo?
90. Where are smelling cells made?
In the Olfactory bulb
91. What is a mythological anatomical bird that is reborn from fire
when it dies?
92. What is anatomists favorite musical instrument?
93. What anatomical feature runs rampant through the Himalayas?
The abdominal snow man
94. What does an anatomist do with a popsicle?
He/she finds the O-lick-ranon process
95. What are there so many shards in an anatomy lab?
Because anatomist tend to brachius stuff
96. Who is the favorite talk show host of an anatomist?
97. Who is an anatomists favorite boxer?
98. What does an anatomist give you when she is mad?
99. What is an anatomists favorite basketball team?
The New York Larynx
100. What do you call an anatomical kitten?
101. Why are these jokes like a body if you don't put it in formaldehyde?
They are both rotten.